What did the dog breeder get when she crossed an Irish Setter with a Pointer at Christmastime?
A "pointsetter"!
What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?
Merry Christmas to ewe!
What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime?
Season's Bleatings!
How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
Fleece Navidad!
How do Chihuahua's say Merry Christmas?
Fleas Navidog!
What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner?
Your teeth!
Why should Christmas dinner always be well done?
So you can say "Merry Crispness"!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
A definition of Christmas:
The time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental.
What’s red, white and blue at Christmas time?
A sad candy cane!
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